shhhh!We can’t hide from fate. But maybe we can trick it into not recognizing us! As Zela, our heroine, is trying to do here:

There may have been some confusion as to my exact concept for the buttbra! To clear this up, I have taken the liberty of drawing out my design. Like so:

le buttbra. c'est magnifique!
Yes, the nipples are not real but rather silicon or rubber.  Maybe they could be moles but I don’t know if you can really graft moles onto people’s butts. I don’t know if anyone has ever tried. Anyway, très chic!