Little Monster Girl is a webcomic started in July 2014. It’s mostly about Zela, a monster woman and her world. Do you like boobs? Then this is the comic for you. Don’t expect too much and we’ll all be happy. Contains a little nudity and some adult themes. 18+.
Visit it at http://lmgcomic.com
(And, oh yeah, any resemblance to any real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. I swear!)
Here’s some blog awards I got from a lot of nice people! Go team me!
Aw, I’m too young. 😛
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Thanks for the like!
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I just wanted to say that you for that pingback
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You’re welcome! 🌹✨
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Hey now I’ve been trying to figure out how to contact you,I just got it, I am not a rocket scientist,if I was I wouldn’t be doing this and I be making some good money.
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aw! okay!
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I love your comics,your expression of your feelings thought your off the wall approach,thank you for visiting,see you soon
Sheldon
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Thank you Sheldon! I enjoy your poems! 🌹💕 be good and have a fun Sunday!
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Yay for comics!
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Thank you for reading my webcomic, Ilusion. Keep up the good work here!! 🙂 artandfinance.net
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Thank you for visiting my website. Glad you enjoyed my TAXDAL-isms.
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Boobs? Okay, my eyes are ready
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Yay for boobs! I mean, books! I mean, comics! 😀
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Thanks for following nutsrok. Love your blog.
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I’m happy to follow! Thanks very much!
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I like funny… 🙂
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Thanks for the tweet!
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I’m confused. So, you have 2 blogs? You put the previews of new comics here and you have to click the link to get the full comic?
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Hi! Short answer is yes. Long answer is yes because of some limits I face with WordPress blogs. I wanted a blog on wordpress.com to reach people, but then you have to follow all their rules with ads and content. It doesn’t fit in with my plans 100%.
The front page of lmgcomic.com has this blog displayed on it. There’s no need to follow this blog, it’s just a way for people to know when there’s new content. I do my best to post every Tues, Thurs, & Friday. Thanks for coming by!
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Well isn’t your second blog WordPress too? Dot Org? I followed 1st one
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The one with the comic is lmgcomic.com, & it’s my domain & privately hosted, so I can put whatever I want on it. It runs wordpress so I can use wordpress themes, but aside from that, it’s got nothing to do with them. Thanks for following!
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Always down to see Boobs, and good art, wish I could draw dogs, carriages, owls, and women’s faces as well as you
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Hah! Thank you!
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Thank you for the lick and the follow! Dragon Master University president tells me to also pass on his appreciation.
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Ack. “Like”*…
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Haha you’re very welcome!
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Must have been Monster Girl’s tongue that distracted me?
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Maybe! It’s pretty wiggly.
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Hi,
thanks for the visit.
Happy November!!!
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Thanks for visiting my blog.
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Thanx for liking my post about Eve. I do not have FB or other social networking. So I cannot reciprocate. Or I would. 🙂
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That’s ok! I don’t have Fakebook either. 🙂 Thanks for stopping by!
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Haha this comic is awesome and inspiring
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Thank you so much!
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Thanks for the like (:
I really love your drawing style!
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Thank you!
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Thank you for your visits and likes on my comic strip at my blog. I’ve been here (yours) before but haven’t posted for some reason. Sorry about that! I need to take another spin through your comic, and I promise not just for the boobs.
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You’re welcome & thanks for stopping by!
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Thanks so much for dropping by my blog. 🙂
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No problem! Thanks for visiting!
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A pleasure. 🙂
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Thanx for connecting and liking Mental Monky Ballet’s blog. We are a rockband of six and four of us have boobs so off course we like them, and especially our own ones =D
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Hah! Good to hear! Thanks for coming by!
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I’m working up the courage, I am, after all, a rather faint-hearted soul. But I’ll be sure to let you know. btw. Thanks for the like.
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That’s okay! Thanks for stopping by!
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Thanks very much for visiting my blog and the like.
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You’re welcome! Thanks for visiting!
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I think your site is disgusting. You’re either a feminist lesbian or you just couldn’t cae less about modesty. Get thee behind me satan.
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Thank you for visiting! Namaste!
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Namaste yourself.
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This is the greatest response to a shit eating comment ever! Hopefully that’s one of your friends acting like a dick and not a real person.
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Nope it’s just a stranger. I hope he’s feeling better now!
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Nice…. Me too! Hopefully he’s having a nice Whiskey Sour and relaxing on his front porch with his shotgun and some Camel Straights : )
“Don’t step on my lawn….”
: )
I got a comment from a stranger the other day telling me how stupid I am – SCORE!!!!!
#winning
: )
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Haha! At least you’re not Satan… Yet! 😄
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thank you for liking and visiting my blog 😉
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You’re welcome! Thanks for coming by!
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I’m glad you liked my Nightcrawler review, thanks for the like and for following. Loving the comics, working my way through from the start!
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Hi! No problem. I’m so glad you like my work! Thanks for the kind comment & visit!
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Thanks for stopping by and getting ready to peek around your blog!
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You’re welcome. Thank you for the visit!
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I love Lisa Hanawalt’s boob drawings, too! http://lisahanawalt.com
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Yes they are pretty sweet! 👍
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Like boobs? Thanks for the LOL moment! I help moms to nurse their babies, so, yes 😀 And thanks for stopping by my blog. Have a great weekend!
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You’re welcome & thanks for visiting me! I’m glad I could make you laugh. Hope your weekend is super! 😄👍
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Glad to connect! Thanks you 😀
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How do I “like” or otherwise show appreciation for various strips? Would love to do that. I don’t see any way to post feedback on the strip pages themselves.
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Hi! At the bottom of each strip, there should be (I hope!) some social links for linking on Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, etc. it helps me a LOT when people share because it helps me show more people my work. But you can also just “like” here on wordpress, too! That makes me happy.😊
Every time I post a new strip, I post about it here on WordPress. This also posts a notice on the front page of my site. So, the blog is here on wordpress, and the comic appears on the site. It’s maybe not great, but wordpress wouldn’t let me advertise the way I want to, so I have to host the site myself. But wordpress helps me get views! So… It’s a little awkward, but it’s just the way it is. Sorry for writing a novel! I hope I made sense. 😊
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Thanx for fast and clear response. I have none of the social networking softwares. I will have to show “like” here.
And hi back atcha!
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Thank you very much for your support! 💛 I’m glad you enjoy my comic!
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Thanks for reading my film review!
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You’re welcome! Thanks for stopping by! 😄
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Thanks so much for your continuous visits to my blog. I appreciate your visits!
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You’re welcome! I try hard to visit everyone who follows and visits. I am starting to make a hobby out of it! 😄
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Thanks for being my second follower and for liking my post. It encourages me. Love your blog by the way. I’m all about comics, I can’t really comment about boobs though cos I suspect my mum is monitoring my blog. Ya know the African way! Cheers!
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You’re welcome! Glad to see you here and I’m glad you like it! Best of luck with your blog! 😃
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Thank you so much!
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Appreciate the follow. Thank you greatly! 🙂
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You’re welcome! Thank you, too! 😄
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Thanks for following my blog! Diggin’ your comic.
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You’re welcome! I’m glad you like it!
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Hi again. I just have to thank you for the likes. You’ve been a wonderful follower. I appreciate it
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No problem! Keep blogging!! 😄
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Just thought you might like this…
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💛 Hah! That was really unexpected!! Thanks for sharing!
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Glad you liked it. The video is by British artist David Shrigley. Are you on Facebook or Twitter, it would be great to hook up!
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I’m so sorry! Your comment was stuck in my spam folder all this time! 😰
I don’t have Facebook but you can follow me on twitter wrongdaytoquit 😊
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Thanks for the like. Only way I would have found you. This is a fun spot.
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You’re welcome! Thanks and I’m glad you found me! 😄
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I’m a fan! Do you have a twitter handle?
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Hi! 😄 you can follow me at wrongdaytoquit
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Done!
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Thanks for liking my blog and keep up with your artistic illustrations. Way to go!
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You’re welcome! Thank you for the kind words and for stopping by! 😊
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Thanks for the like!
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You’re welcome! 😄
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Thanks for checking out a post on my blog – I appreciate it!
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You’re welcome! 🙂
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Thanks for liking my post. I like your drawings.
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Thanks much! You’re welcome! 😊
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Thanks for dropping by my blog again. 🙂
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You’re welcome! Thanks for visiting! 😄
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Would you be interested in a possible second comic? I have a series of short stories I need cover work for, and am willing to allow whoever does it to make a comic out of the stories. Interested?
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Hi! You mean you need covers done for the stories, and then you want to do a graphic novel of each of the stories? Inked and colored or just black and white sketches like I do?
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Thanks for following my blog! It means I’ve found your comic, which is great because it’s really cool. I really liked chapter 1! Keen to see the rest of chapter 2 and more.
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That is great! I’m glad you like it! 😄 thanks for coming by!!
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http://thewolfhowlsatnight.wordpress.com/2014/11/03/follow-to-be-followed/
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I won’t judge! 😄 since I pray every night for friendship and communication, it would be hypocritical of me to say I agree! I can say that I’m a lot happier now that I have people to share myself and my work with, but that was my goal from the start.
I used to feel differently, but the yijing says, “Do not expect others to recognize your crude self as valuable. It feels kind of humiliating, that you have to show something, instead of just being good enough yourself. But if you can let go of pride, and find your pride in your own heart, the string of fish will also bring good luck to you. Then the fishes are offered as a sacrifice to ones higher authority as well.”
http://www.yijing.nl/i_ching/hex_17-32/hex_e_23.htm
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Hi! Super thanks for liking my post. It’s always nice to see that an article struck a chord with someone!
Happy and successful blogging, and merry Christmas!
Greetings from a fellow online-preneur!
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You’re welcome and thanks for stopping by! Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅🎁
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Thanks for liking Rats episode 22 – hope to see you again episode 23 will be out after the sprouts and nut roast have settled! Have a haapy holiday and I’ll be visiting you again
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You’re welcome! Thanks for coming by to say hi! 😄
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Wonderful sketches! Your passion is evident!
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Thanks! I’m glad you said passion and not something else (like insanity!). Thank you for visiting! 😄
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Haha! They’re all just words anyway right. No problem, love comics!
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Hah! Well good to see you around! 😄 have a great new year!
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Thanks for the like on my first post! It led me to your blog, and I am always on the look out for new comics to read 🙂 I’m looking forward to checking out more of your work and perhaps finding inspiration to start putting up sketches of my own!
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That’s cool! And you’re welcome! Welcome to WordPress! 😄
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Thanks for the like on my blog post The Storm beneath the Calm at http://www.debeeaff.wordpress.com. Much appreciated.
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You’re welcome!
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Thank you for visiting my blog and liking one of my posts. Blessings, Natalie 🙂
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You’re welcome! 😄 Thank you for coming by! Happy new year! 🎉🎁🎊
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Hey there. I have nominated you for the Very Inspiring blogger award, however, you can choose to ignore or accept. I just feel that your blog has inspired me and I did something about that! Happy New Year.
You can check it out here http://storygem.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/my-first-blogging-award/
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Wow! That’s really sweet of you! Thank you!! 😘
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Hey! I have nominated you for the very inspiring blogger award. Here’s the info:https://chantalandshekinah.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/i-got-nominated-for-the-very-inspiring-blogger-award/
You have a lovely blog!
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Thank you very much! 😄 another blogger also nominated me this same week! Lol. So I will do a post about it tomorrow and include the both of you. Thanks again! 💛
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Hi! Thanks for liking ‘Day 6’ of project 365. 🙂 And I’m glad I dropped.by your page. Cool blog!!!! :3
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Thank you!
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Thanks for visiting my blog and for liking Damn those Hot Wheels. I like your About, funny, nice start to my morning!
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Thanks! Your project looks super! Well done! 👍 I’m no good at building. Thanks for stopping by! 😄
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Thanks for checking out my blog!
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You’re welcome! 👍
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Cheers! Thanks for liking my blog!
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You’re welcome! Thanks for visiting me! 😄
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Thanks for the like, Little Monster. I’ll be going back to the beginning of your story and reading through. You’ve got a great sketching style.
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Thank you! 😄 I hope you like it!
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Hey Little Monster! Thanks for the follow, but I should probably tell you that the one you followed has been rejigged into my new one. I’m just hopeless at organization. Sorry about that. Loved today’s strip!
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Okay! Glad you liked it! 😄
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Hey there! Thank you for stopping by and liking my post 😀
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Bitte schön! 😄 Ein gutes rutsch im neues jahr!
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Hi hi fellow webtoon artist, just in case you haven’t heard about the LINE Webtoon contest yet, please go and take a look. ^^ http://www.webtoons.com/contest
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Thank you! I’ll be sure to check it out! 💛
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❤ Hi! Please go here! Accept if you want! xoxo https://mchelsmusings.wordpress.com/2015/01/13/sisterhood-of-the-world-bloggers-award/
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Thank you very much!! 💛💕
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you are very welcome! 😀 xoxo ❤
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It’s Your Duty
The ten days
of spring, over now,
bring dust-rain volley, bow-tie
dances under sad
streets. This slow
city offers chance
encounters. Relationships
in tearless land mean
getting used
to work-hard love,
the kind that
pays off in respect.
Still, countless occupations
Influence beating
Hearts so shut,
Into lead boxes
that us spoiled visitors can’t
find what we know to
be human.
some make the leap, some
Force love on
historical foundations,
meaning they
must connect with those
who know the entire
reasons why
“hard work, no play love” adds up
to good life.
Vanquish excitement,
find love in floor scrub.
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who wrote this beautiful piece and where can i find more .. ?
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Pretty sure Doug Stuber did! Just click on his name it takes you to his blog! 💛
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did it … ! made a wonderful comment … too bad you can’t read it … or maybe you can … it might be worth it … if you care … what a talent … can you agree … ??
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Sure!
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Yes Doug Stuber did. 12 books worth sir, so be careful what you stumble into. I guess you know little monster girl’s strip?
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Thanks for liking my music video post. I hope those songs brightened your day.
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Yes I like the happy song! 😄 I know the happy song from the radio but not the weird al song from the radio but the youtube vids are blocked here in Germany. 😦 Thank you for stopping by!
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Sorry the videos are blocked for you! I hope there is another way you can see them some day, because they are both funny! Have a great day!
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Thank you! You too!
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Thanks for visiting my blog and liking one of my posts. Blessings, Natalie 🙂
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You’re welcome again! lol (⌒-⌒; )
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I’m too young!
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Aww! Bless you! 💛be good!
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Thank you
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Just wanted to say thank you again for your nomination for the Sisterhood of the World Bloggers award. Sorry for the delay but here is my response.. best wishes Sally https://smorgasbordinvitation.wordpress.com/2015/02/01/a-quick-awards-ceremony-before-the-baftas-the-sisterhood-of-the-world-bloggers/
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No prob & you are very welcome!! 😄
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Eagle Pond Farm
October in New Hampshire means colored leaves for kicking.
Donald kicks a few heading into town for cheese.
He notices that the antique dealer, once again, announced
The coming of winter by changing his sign. It now reads:
“Driveways Plowed, Reasonable Rates.” The type of
De-evolution Donald appreciates.
Standard time ensures contrast, as autumn’s last bonfire
Sends a leaf-shaped spark into the air.
A simple way of life is free to walk around without inspection:
So Donald does. He checks out of Najur’s General Store
With Gouda and N.Y. Sharp Cheddar tucked away.
He climbs up the knoll then down the driveway to the farm.
He kicks a pinecone to the safety of the woods.
He exhales steam that quickly disappears.
He can almost see ice forming on the pond.
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The girl in your comics is lovely and has many alter egos.
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Thank you! She does her best! 🙂
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🙂
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I just want to say congrats, love your 7facts especially the last one will be checking out the link that you for visiting
Sheldon
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Thank you very much and I’m glad to see you! 😄 your art and your poems are great! 💛✨
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Hey, thanks for visiting my blog earlier. I hope you enjoyed what you read!
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You’re welcome!
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Hi! I’ve nominated you for the Versatile Blogger award! Find out more on my blog here: http://ajoobacatsblog.com/2015/02/12/the-versatile-blogger-award/
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Wow! Thank you very much! 😄
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I “nominated you back” for The Versatile Blogger Award:
https://reasonablyliberal.wordpress.com/2015/03/01/the-versatile-blogger-award/
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Aw! Thank you very much! 😄💛 that’s very nice of you!!
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Many thanks for stopping by my site TweedTypewriter and for liking a post…Glad you enjoyed it!
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You’re welcome! Thanks for coming to visit me!
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Little Monster Girl
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It’s lovely but i can’t really comment as it comes from a place that I have no experience with. 🌻
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Trash
Spam
Edit
a place … ? ks
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You asked mt to comment in something I don’t know anything about! 😄
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in … ?
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On! Typo.
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on? just kidding … in any case, i’m so gratified that you keep coming back for more … currently i’m lost … i enjoy the variation and abstract quality of your ”strip” … at best … i can say i get the feeling in LMG’S early life that she had this choice between good and evil … i’m not being deep here … we all have these decisions to make … with some people it’s more ‘significant’ than with others … the owls and boars and the dog (a gentle aspect to life … something ‘tempering’ can’t write gotta go wrap a birthday gift …, ks
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so i’m back just for a minute because it’s after one a.m. and i have to go to bed … wull … since i though that the dog … in the form of dog and puppy … represented a gentle quality of LMG’s life … then, when the dog just, blew all that gas at her does … on shit, never mind it’s really a stupid thought … i’m tired … when i’m rested i’ll continue to throw thoughts your way in an effort to understand what’s going on … LMG has a very interesting surreal kind of life as a person with a split personality … or maybe the whole strip is just a vehicle for showing her butt?? that can’t be … there are so many interesting characters ,.. mostly animals but … who’s that japanese woman who answered the door … was LMG’S mom a geisna girl?? ks i know what you’re going to say …. ”well, if that’s what you think ….. ” … but, what do YOU think? good night …. ks
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Well LMG doesn’t really have much to do with the human world! I’m pretty sure her mom would have had to be a monster too! But remember, monsters aren’t like people, so who knows how she was made! 😉 maybe we’ll find out one day!
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oh ………. wull … i thought she was the spawn of a piranha fish and a human and everything was fine until she reached puberty and grew boobs … !
but then i realized that string of pearls was actually a string of fish! which gave her this instantaneous knowledge … you know … self awareness … ??
so anyway, your strip is like fine art … you don’t know what it’s about, so you fill in the gaps with your own imagination.
so far LMG’s exploits are pretty funny what with that dog and and the owl and that boar … and the dead gypsy … especially that jumping fish in the beginning which is PROBABLY her mother … she looks sweet and this is exactly what google showed me a female piranha fish looks like with a surprised look on its face … (which is the same expression i think she had when she conceived LMG … what a strange story that is … ! but that relationship between her mom and the fisherman is another story).
i don’t know if i’m on the right track or not but i think about it a lot … especially her butt … ! i KNOW that has something to do with things … or maybe it’s just a red herring … ! like i said … ks
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Hah! I’m glad you like it! 😄
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like what…? ks
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The comic! You said the strip is like fine art, so I said I’m glad you like it! 😊💛✨
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oh ………. i thought that
maybe you were referring to
the subject contained within
my last paragraph …
i wanted to clear that up …. which you did …
i DO enjoy the comic strip so i’m glad you’re glad …. . i have to go trim the banana grove in the back yard now. ks
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Pick a big one for me! 😊😅
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you’re so funny ….. ks
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Thank you!
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how in hell do i find a place to comment on the answer to the ”puzzle”? wull … i guess i’ll do it here. so, you see there’s this wise geisha girl (woman) who left the ‘order’ to marry a fisherman and live in the woods. of course the fisherman mated with the piranha fish for some god knows why reason except that he’s a man … afterward (i forgot to tell you this) the piranha fish ate the fisherman even though she enjoyed the sex .. because that’s what piranha’s do! they eat everything. (and this is LMG’s problem with the french kissing and all that…). so anyway, the geisha knows Taoism really good … and one day she was standing on her head meditating hoping she’ be given a vision that would tell her where her husband disappeared to 18 years ago, when she gets a vision of LMG and the vision tells her that LMG is the spawn of her husband. she’s thrilled because for some mysterious reason she’s been saving this big ball of silk that these silk worms have been weaving and that LMG’s mother has been forming into a ball … not knowing why …but finally she realizes it’s so that she can weave some beautiful clothes for LMG because she has this other vision of LMG becoming a geisha girl and becoming a princess … but first she has to look the part. she knows LMG has a really nice butt … but in order to meet the prince she has to dress the part … and LMG’S mother is going to make a silk kimono that will show off her butt anyway. somehow she gets her wires crossed … waiting for LMG … and goes inside but just then LMG comes by! oh no!! the suspense really got to me. will they meet up? will LMG’S gorgeous ass (oh … sorry ..) get the clothes it deserves, will she eventually meet the prince and will her mother be fulfilled?? i can’t wait for the next episode! am i right? do i get another prize? some kind of blogger award for being able to fill in the gaps?? i’m feeling pretty confident. k s
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Haha I think you need to write a fanfic about LMG! 😄
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what’s a fanfic … a story about a fictional fan club. isn’t that what i already wrote when i nailed the story of LMG and her geisha girl (woman) mother and the big ball of silk with the silk worms? and by the way … the song that was playing was La Bamba. either that … or it was the last note of beethoven’s fifth. gonna be takin’ the big bird to the northern climes, hitting’ the ‘motor city’ first to pick up the explorer … then … it’ll pine country in three hours on the sunrise side watchin’ the sun pop up over the big Huron with a cup of coffee … fireplace aglow writin’ my ass off … in the quietude of pine trees, big oaks and sandy shores, the lighthouse acrtoss the bay … the big lake lapping the shore like it does on no other shoreline on the planet each wave a tiny fragment of my souls DNA brought right up to my feet for me to see … crystal clear moving glass you can see yourself into .. my spiritual place on the planet, moons and stars and pure water my pleasure … air, deer in my back yard, black squirrels, chicadees, jays, a few tit mouses … just south of a town where everybody thinks a rainbow is a rainbow … there’ll be lotsa barn shots taken on the fly … fallow furrows getting ready to squirt their brains with a million brightly colored green ideas, buds too small to see (except those that … well, you know) …
in short, the most beautiful place on the planet where only I and a few others know of its magnificance (wull .. maybe not but i’d like to think so …)
thank the god of Tao who lives inside us all …. ks
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Well okay! Just watch out for that Lyme disease!
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wull … there’s the yin and there’s the yang … are you a hanger … ? thanks for the advice .,.. i figure fanfic was fantasy fiction … ks
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I’m afraid to ask… What is a hanger? 😳
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must be a typo … i wrote about yin and yang … i told you about the beauty of where i was going … you mentioned the lyme disease … wasn’t sure if yin and yang are even taoist ideals … of course you know what yin and yang are! right? ok so … i was saying I WAS THE YIN … the positive … and you were the YANG … the negative … (i was making fun of you! don’t take it seriously … i know you are a positive person!) … so i said, are you one of those ”yangers” .. but the ‘auto correction’ changed the Y to a H and i didn’t know it … which is really embarrassing and when you read it you must have thought i was a reall … asshole … although that would have proved you were a ‘Yanger’ (joke!) … so, i know you aren’t thinking that way since you wrote back to me which … (if i could stop talking maybe i could take a breath some day … ! jeeze) anyway … ”YANGER” is a word i made up to refer to a person who possesses the qualities of the YANG and not the YIN … like, the next time you go out and meet someone who says a lot of negative things you have my permission to say call them a YANGER … you know like, ” hey buddy you’re a real YANGER,” and walk away. you of course could say this to a woman as well) people will think you are so cool …! and you’ll owe it all to me. jeeze … what an asshole … oh … sorry .,.. ks p.s. tell me more about fanfic .. i suppose i should read one of your books. they must be sexy … for some strange reason i feel this way … and i can write one of those types of fantasies for ANY … situation you can throw at me … oh … sorry again … but it’s true … sorry about the hanger thing … hope you don’t think i was calling you one of those ”hangers on”. jeeze .,.. i never stop talking ! ok … bye … ks DON’T BE A YANGER ALL OF YOUR LIFE! oh … sorry … ks
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Oh Yang is the “light” and Yin is the “darkness”, and yes, I am very Yin! But I am trying not to be a villain anymore! 😀
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AH-HA! Your alter ego IS LMG !…
sorry about the mixup. too bad … now you can’t call a negative person a ‘Yanger’ and calling them a ”Yinger” is just too … wull … you know … bogue …
i make up words all the time … one of my favorites is ‘Vonz’ or maybe it’s spelled ‘Vonze’ .oh … sorry ! ks
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It says right in my about that LMG isn’t about any people, living or dead! I don’t know why anyone would get such an idea anyway… 😉
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wull … maybe it has something to do with … your love of animals .. .?? ks
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Haha maybe so! 😄
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i’m so sleepy … but it’s midnight over there .,.. ! you must be drawing .,.. i’m usually wide awake at midnight … i gotta go … ks
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See you!
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U2KS
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i’d like to use the description of my trip as the basis for a poem since it flowed right out of me and has a certain … energetic … as well as descriptive quality … . so, can i share it with you … i mean .. i GAVE it to you as a comment … and i’m not taking it back .. i’d just like to use it … ok? of course i’m kidding but, do you mind and where can i find it? ks … i’m at the place i told you about … my place on the planet … which is why i’m so full of it right now … you’ve done so much! with your talents! even children’s books… i’m very impressed …, ks
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Your comments are yours to command! 🙂 I don’t own anyone’s comments on my blog, I assure you!
& thank you, I have done a lot, but not enough! Some ppl would consider me very unsuccessful, as I’ve made no profit at all from anything–in fact, it’s all negative income every month!–but that’s not my motivation anyway.
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i know i know … but i GAVE it to you but i’ll gladly command it to do what i want it to do … hell, i think i’m successful if i get ten or twelve ‘likes’ .. i just want to be ”liked”!!! i feel sorry for myself then buck up and tell myself … this is MY art … this is what i do to create something out of nothing (hmmm .. that would be an interesting topic … ) THEN … i go to bed and cry … no, not really … but jeeze, the covers on those books of yours!
anybody who judges success by money is a jerk and a bad person. to the Yanger side of humanity … profit comes from self satisfaction divided by humility … but then .. we’re all a Yingers too … vain and greedy … can’t help it … the struggle … maybe that’s where the energy comes from … the friction between the two … i guess you could call it conflict … we’re all conflicted … isn’t that what people love to read about? i don’t know where humor falls along that continuum. maybe it’s in a class of its own … maybe making people laugh transcends conflict … but only for a while … it’s like a vacation from the yin and the yang … but we HAVE to have the yianngs for contrast .. how else would we know what anything is?
if you have someone to share all that yin and yang with, it can be so much fun. like watching a movie with one other person in the audience … to help you understand the hard parts and vice versa. ahhh … love … ain’t it grand? two realities shared … . gimme somewhere to send you the ultimate love story .. seriously!
i have a neck ache from the plane ride … i took a thousand pictures out the window .. and i need to eat my macaroni and cheese and chicken …
gimme a place to send … then i’ll wipe it from my memory … never go back again ,… the ultimate love story … short story … doesn’t take long … gonna eat … jeeze, it’s two a.m. go to bed! ks
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I think humor is a way to argue about something in a non-confrontational, non-violent way. This is why ppl defend it so strongly, as in, “it’s just a joke, man” or even in a situation like Charlie Hebdo. It’s one of the few non-violent ways of conflict ppl have. It must be preserved and defended.
As for someone to share things with, I suppose we will have to see! Maybe someday.
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humor is a lot of things … i wrote that piece about anger remember … ? anger sublimated equals creativity … muslims with invisible bullets … it’s a good way to handle confrontation … people HATE to be laughed at but at the same time … it’s not a good excuse to pummel someone … so what you say is right … but that humiliation can fester … i’m being over analytic …
sounds like you have an ex-husband …. but … sorry …, it’s none of my business …
laughter can be a gift if you know how to spread it … for NO reason … you just to make it. it just happens. and it sparks people. but jeeze … this is something you can’t just make up your mind to do. it’s a gift. stephen king says it’s sublimated anger.. . i don’t think so … i think it’s presenting a person with something they’re not expecting. that’s why stupid is funny … . it’s almost like saying, ”boo!”
re: your last paragraph … i could tell by your statement about valentines day … it ain’t easy
… the scary part is … maybe the person was there but you got distracted and it passed you by …. … of course you’ll never know … or, you kick yourself because 10 years later you realize it could have happened but you made the wrong decision.
what you are looking for … whether you know it or not (whoops … i’m being a man … sorry .. ) is someone who wants to listen to you … someone who cares about your thoughts and what you have to say … .
jeeze … men … blah blah blah … (you did’t know i was a woman?) ha ha … see what i mean about something unexpected? I AM A MAN OK!
wull, men can be such assholes … i ought to know …, most of them are real Yingers …
by the way do you know what a Ginger is? it’s a Yinger who loves to drink ginger ale! you didn’t know that? wull … neither did i until i made it up …
back to men … why are they such assholes … jeeze, i don’t want to get into this … it’s because they want to be worshipped for one thing! the mighty hunter except we don’t hunt mastadons anymore … .
that’s all i’m gonna say about that .. i’m a man but … the way they treat women … (notice i didn’t include me … ) most of them don’t have a clue … what about me? oh … i’ve always been perfect … !
i don’t know who charlie hebdo is … i’m trying to stay away from the world in general …
i have to pee … and i have to eat … and why are you up until three o’clock? do you read palms or something? have a good … ummm … it’s three a.m. have a good day tomorrow …
i’ll send it … if you want … take care … be a Yanger not a Yinger … it’s been my motto for most of my life …. naw … not really … i’ve always been a wanker until a couple of days ago … hey, you’re a super person … take care … ks
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Thanks! 😄 what is meant for me cannot pass me by because the things that are meant for us always come to us! That is what the universe promises us! Maybe next life! 😉
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ok … but, you’ve got quite a ways to go in THIS life to assume you will have to wait until next life. and why wouldn’t the universe want you to have love?
for me it’s all about ‘awareness” … i suppose you can ask the universe for awareness and get it but i tend to think awareness is a personal decision .. to strive to be aware of the world around you. an episcopal priest … once told me he called it paying attention to ‘god’s little Yooo-hoos.”
the universe can’t give you awareness unless you want it and if you want it then, it’s your decision even if the universe gives it to you.
for me … all things are based on awareness and choice. everyday we find ourselves at different ‘crossroads’ where we have to make decisions … good, bad or otherwise.
i think though, that you have a partial hold on what true love means … it’s not something you can look for … it’s something that happens … but you still have to have awareness to know when the universe fires that cannon across your bow (of your boat .. )… it’s such a human trait!
i’ll never forget … fifth grade … walking home from school … she … 4th grade … walking home from school … . she, wearing royal blue stockings in the winter to keep warm … the color seemed to glow … she turned her head to talk to her girlfriend … i couldn’t take my eyes off of her after that. i ‘imprinted” on her. i felt something i had never felt before …
something opened up inside of me. new thoughts and emotions that were wonderful in their way. so beautiful … i have the stories …
a lot happened after that … some very unusual things … because of that relationship, i wrote my first poem. the event changed both of our lives in profound ways.
it was a powerful experience for both of us even though we were both so young.
it’s hard to say that the universe was responsible or not. i’m a fatalist … but i believe in free will … .
i was just a boy … i wasn’t looking for love … i didn’t really know anything about it. but it happened and it’s hard to say why.
if you believe that it’s up to the universe this isn’t such a bad thing since … i don’t think you’ll ever find love by looking for it. and i’m sure you’ll know it when/if it happens.
but we both know that the universe gives to us what we profess to want. it’s sensitive to statements … right? so by thinking you might not have it until next life … maybe that’s what you’ll get. i hope not.
one more thing … having your heart broken isn’t always the worst thing. maybe it’s one of the most powerful learning experiences there are. i can imagine a person having their heart broken knowing that it will never mend … so that the next life is the only thing left to believe in .
but i still can’t believe the universe doesn’t want you to have it … these conversations are awfully public … ks
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There are reasons! 😄
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ok …ks
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i’m waiting for you to ”like” the kathy and derek chronicle II, before making my next post .. ks
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Okay I’ll check it out!
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Thanks for popping in to my blog and liking some posts! I really genuinely really appreciate it. Really.
You should probably know that your ‘NSFW’ warnings don’t help me one little bit. Whenever I’m at ‘W’, I go out of my way to look at things that claim to be ‘NS’. It’s a compulsion. So, keep on doing things that require the acronym!
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Hah I’ll do my best! 😄 Thank you for visiting!
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Hi LMG,
Thanks a lot for dropping by and liking my blog. Appreciate that. Liked your About Page…
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Hi! Thank you!
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Now that the monster roared I had to come and say something I have been at it all day the words are running over,how’s by you funny girl
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Hi there Sheldon! I am working on my April Fools Day surprise!
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Thanks for the like – I’ve just arrived so I’ll have a little mosey around, if you don’t mind?
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You’re welcome! Enjoy!
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Really appreciate the like, my blog is currently in it’s earliest of life and only just growing a pair of legs so it’s good to see support at such an early stage. So thankyou and keep up your great blog.
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You’re welcome! Thank you!
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Change is good beauty comes in many different ways,but please don’t leave me this way,for the comic brought the other side of who…..
Thank you for your like
As always Sheldon
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Oh Sheldon that’s an April Fools Joke! 😀 I’m not going anywhere!
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Thank you for dropping by my blog!
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Thank you for the same!
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Hi, LMG, thanks for the like on my poem about dancing in Nia Technique class. Don’t you love Abraham Walkowitz’s drawing of Isadora Duncan?
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You’re welcome! I always like to see art I haven’t seen before!
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Nice boobs, babe.
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Thank you!
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😀
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Interesting.
pattimari@hotmail.com
I will return.
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Thank you! Good luck with your book sales!
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Your blog is very interesting; you might like mine too. Please check it out and let me know what you think.
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Thank you for following my blog. Your kindness is greatly appreciated.
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You’re welcome!
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The gremlins have attacked my device don’t know what to do,that being said I hoped you liked Eddy,don’t know if you ever saw Pink Flamingos but you should check it out
Thank you for visiting
As always Sheldon
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I did like it! A lot! I never saw pink flamingoes but maybe I will! ☺️ Big hugs!
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Your blog is very interesting. I thank you for visiting mine, and invite you to check it out from time to time. Please have a blessed day.
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Thank you! You too!
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Thanks for the many likes on my blog :).
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You’re welcome! Keep on blogging! 😄
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Thanks for the like!
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You’re welcome!
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You’re very generous with your reading time/likes – thank you – they are appreciated!
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You’re welcome! I like to see what other ppl are up to! It’s really interesting! Keep blogging!
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I look around too….some great stuff out there!
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I appreciate you liking ‘the first human sacrifice’, have a great weekend!
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No prob! You too!
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Nice to see your blog 🙂
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🌹✨ Thank you very much! Nice to meet you!
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Great, fun blog!!
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Thank you! ❤️
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You have been nominated for the Blogger Recognition Award by William Chasterson. This is an award created by Edge of Night recognizing bloggers from all over the world for their hard work. It is meant to recognize bloggers, give them encouragement, motivation to continue blogging, and basically just let them know that they are loved and appreciated. Being a blogger is not as easy as the silly name suggests and many times we get discouraged but this award serves as a reminder of why we started blogging in the first place.
https://williamchasterson.wordpress.com/2015/09/08/the-blogger-recognition-award/
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Wow!! Thank you!
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You deserve it!
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that’s very kind of you!! 😀
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Thank you for your like of my post that deals with “Holiness Of Worship.” You are very kind.
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No problem! Thank you!
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Thank you for your like of my post on Democrats.You are very kind.
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thank you! you’re welcome!
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I hope you don’t mind I mentioned you in http://yummylummy.com/2015/10/15/my-current-favourite-blogs/
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Thanks for reading about my “sp00py” Halloween!
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No prob! Thanks for visiting my blog! 🎃
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Hello Jennifer!! I nominated you for the Blogger Recognition Award. I hope you know that I am always so grateful that you follow my blog!! I immediately thought of you. So here is the link: http://tobedamit.com/httpfr-gravatar-comtobedamit/awards/. Plz take note that your loyalty to my blog haven’t gone unnoticed! I love you redgy comics!! Your work here is incredibly refreshing!
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Wow, thank you!! I’m so happy that you thought of me! 💕 that’s very kind of you! I love checking out your blog & I love getting blogging awards! I will post about it next week on Weds., be sure to check back then! 💛✨
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I am so happy!!! I been wanting to thank you for a very long time and when I got this award, your name instantaneously popped into my wind!! Thanks so much Janet!! I love your page!
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It’s Jennifer! 😄 and you are welcome! Thanks so much!
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Sorry I know its Jennifer!! I said it right on the first ocmment! I just got confused cuz I was writing a comment to a Janet, another recipient of the award and I got confused!! Receiving an award is really fun but it is also lots of work as you probably already know (looking at all the awards you got!) So I’m very sorry!!
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Haha it’s okay! 😊 no worries! 💕✨
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you’re a sweet girl … and you always have been … and you stop by all the time and i am so grateful for that … i keep trying to put a word to it … ”allegiance” doesn’t fit … reliable? i guess although … has too much of a ”taken for granted” feel to it. …
so i guess i’ll try with more than a couple words … i think it’s wonderful that you are always there for me.
It’s gratifying that you take the time to read what i have written even though i might not stop by here for a while. i.e. you don’t ‘like’ me just because you are returning the favor.
On the most basic level there’s a sense of honesty that comes with ‘giving’ when it doesn’t matter what you ”get”.
so thanks for your giving even though you don’t GET nearly as much as you should from me. ks
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Thank you! I’m glad you stopped by!! I especially like the roast pig story so far!
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next installment for mr. pig to come soon … i’m feeling uncomfortable writing about ‘meat’ … eat meat … yummy …. meat! i love MEAT! even a little pink piggy’s meat that’s been roasted in an oven for 8 hours! … wull … i know what i’m trying to say … it’s all part of the holidays but i’m concerned that some readers might think i’m some kind of meat eating deranged person. meat !! more meat!!! … oh sorry! anyway … i hope it’s not too offensive to the vegans and veggies out there. christmas is all about giving and the pig made the ultimate sacrifice … but hey! i gotta stop because i’m in one of those moods that if i don’t … i’ll go on forever. take it easy … you’re a sweet girl … ks
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My tablet was quicker than I am and posted before I was finished! 😅
Anyway, no problem! I hope you have a super new year!!
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I wanted to tell you about another blog i started called Once and For All. i guess you get there by onceandforall.wordpress.com?i’m still working on the format. i can’t stand that gravatar profile that sticks out there. way too personal for me like i’m bragging or something but i can’t get rid of it. anyway, you’re welcome to give it a try. It has a decidedly different approach and perspective than ”The Big House ….. “. ks
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That one says it’s not an actual blog, it’s just to comment with? Is that you? 😐
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probably … i’m not really sure who i am or where i was … if i paid you wonderful compliments … it was me ….. ks
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it’s midcenturyman.wordpress.com
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Thank you! I’m following now!
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Merry Christmas good friend …. ks
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You too! Merry Christmas! 🎄✨🎁🌹💕
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Hey. Thank you for the Christmas Card. I just got it. Have a wonderful day and Happy New year as well.!
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You’re very welcome! Thank you for supporting me & LMG! 😄 Have an awesome new year!!
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Okay will do.
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Hello there :D. Thanks for liking one of my post. Be checking your blog from time to time. Thank again.
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You’re welcome! Thank you!
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I enjoyed the vivid graphic humor. Anand Bose from Kerala
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Thank you!
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Hi
Thank you so much for finding my blog and liking a post. Hope you come back again soon
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Thank you for visiting me!
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Thanks for visiting my blog today.
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Thank you! 👍✨
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Hi
Just to let you know I have given you a shout here
https://itsgoodtobecrazysometimes.wordpress.com/2016/04/26/artists-and-cartoon-links/
Trina
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Thanks very much!!
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Hi there. Thanks for stopping by and following my blog! I read your About page and some of your comics, and I am quite curious how you found my blog about Japanese culture and cooking. Glad you liked it though! Cheers, Jessy
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Thanks for checking out my work! 😊 I thought your blog was about email? Unless you mean another one! 😁 I browse through categories every few days, that’s probably how I found it! Unless i followed a link from another blog! Blogging is one of my hobbies! 🙃 take care!
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Oh I see. No problem at all! I have two blogs. 🙂 One of them is about email! Glad you liked that one. It is always nice to meet another blogger! Take care, Jessy
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Nice to meet you! Thank you!
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Thanks for the cartoon like on Procrastinator’s Day Off. You draw the boobs I never dare to draw. 😀
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Haha! You’re welcome & Thank you!
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I hope all is well Jennifer
And your dream is coming to fruition
Just wanted to say hello and give you a vote of confidence As Sheldon Yoursly
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Thanks Sheldon! That’s very kind! Not much is coming to fruition. But that’s life! I hope you’re doing great!
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I have missed you and our talks just wanted to say hello……as far as me That’s a whole other story
As Sheldon Unusally
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I’m glad you did! Please take care of yourself! 👍👍👍
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For you I do anything we’ve been together a long time I grown accustomed to see you
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Aww Thank you!
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Well its true
I don’t have all the people I use to following me everyone one is new
Faces are ugly when they are strange
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Heh. Yeah times always change. 🤷🏼♀️
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I don’t like change……there comes a time in your latter years you just want the same rye toast every morning its kind of like that right cup of coffee…..change is for the young at heart not the old with crusty uderw..r
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Aww. ☹️ well I hope you get what you’re after Sheldon! 👍
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Thanx Jennifer
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